I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President

I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President Description:

div i Family Guy i meets i Election i in this hilarious young adult debut p Twelve year old Oliver Watson s got the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich Or so everyone in Omaha thinks In reality Oliver s a mad evil genius on his way to world domination and he s used his great brain to make himself the third richest person on earth Then Oliver s father and archnemesis makes a crack about the upcoming middle school election and Oliver takes it as a personal challenge He ll run and he ll win Turns out though that overthrowing foreign dictators is actually way easier than getting kids to like you Can this evil genius win the class presidency and keep his true identity a secret all in time to impress his dad br br p div

Rating: 3.62 out of 5

Ratscalibur (Chronicles of the Low Realm)

Ratscalibur (Chronicles of the Low Realm) Description:

b The i New York Times i bestselling author of i I Am A Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President i reinvents the Excalibur legend with rats b br br When Joey is bitten by an elderly rat he goes from aspiring seventh grader to three inch tall rodent br br At first Joey is amazed by his new rat self The city streets call to him at night Smells that would have repelled him before are suddenly tantalizing A chicken bone Yes A squashed cockroach Like perfume And wow the freedom But when a bout of hunger leads Joey to pull the spork from the scone he finds himself at the center of a longtime rat prophecy br br Joey has unwittingly unlocked the sword Ratscalibur and now it is up to him to protect his new rat friends from the evil crows who seek to destroy their peaceful kingdom But what does an eleven year old know about actual swordplay And what happens when Joey no longer wants to be a rat

Rating: 3.69 out of 5

Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race

Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race Description:

The eagerly awaited new book from the Emmy winning Oscar hosting Daily Show anchoring Jon Stewart the man behind the megaseller America The Book br Where do we come from Who created us Why are we here These questions have puzzled us since the dawn of time but when it became apparent to Jon Stewart and the writers of The Daily Show that the world was about to end they embarked on a massive mission to write a book that summed up the human race What we looked like what we accomplished our achievements in society government religion science and culture all in a tome of approximately pages with lots of color photos graphs and charts br After two weeks of hard work they had their book EARTH The Book is the definitive guide to our species With their trademark wit irreverence and intelligence Stewart and his team will posthumously answer all of life s most hard hitting questions completely unburdened by objectivity journalistic integrity or even accuracy Also available as an ebook and as an audiobook

Rating: 3.77 out of 5

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book) Teacher's Edition: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book) Teacher's Edition: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction Description:

For everyone who was too cheap to buy the hardcover the blockbuster award winning New York Times bestseller is now available in ebook with a new introduction fully updated and with equally unsettling nude photos of the newest Supreme Court justices and a text corrected by the most reputable college professor we could find afford Including Historical inaccuracies gross distortions complete fabrications corrected by real life bearded college professor

Rating: 3.49 out of 5