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Title:Running with Scissors
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ISBN:031242227X
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Number of Pages:315
Category:Memoir, Non fiction, Biography, Humor

Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs

PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC Running with Scissors The true story of an outlaw childhood where rules were unheard of the Christmas tree stayed up all year round Valium was consumed like candy and if things got dull an electroshock therapy machine could provide entertainment .

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